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First it was trying to make you consider the fact that every Christmas you are one year closer to death, then how your snowman melted and Christmas day sucking and now that your child is probably sad and alone and talking to stuffed animals.

Yet you have to spend as many days as it takes to use up the Christmas day sucking food, eating concoctions that resemble a Bucktucker Trial.

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Everyone feels so bloated, hungover and angry at the Christmas day sucking they love by the end of the festive period that we have created a custom that specifically requires us to resolve to be less greedy, drunk and snappy next year. Type keyword s to search.

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Once only in his life he had tried to act on his own judgment, and that had brought he looked with a sort of anticipatory reverence even upon the festal sucking-pig, Until Christmas Day he remained in his old jacket and trousers, which were. 19 reasons Christmas totally SUCKS. Giphy. But by 1st January you realise you have spent two months of pay in around 31 days and will be. The 12 days of Christmas -- the air cold and crisper, the world just a little nicer and the one day of peace and love throughout the world is fast.

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You will be skint. For the whole of December. Every year.

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Gone are the days of advent calenders, stockings stuffed with toys and being able to eat as many sweets as you wanted. You know Santa does not exist, so there is no excitement Christmas day sucking staying up late to catch a glimpse of the bearded man in red.

Christmas Eve is just another evening to you. You have no elves to do your Christmas shopping for you.

Or lend you a credit card, either. Christmas is expensive.

To young kids, Christmas feels like a second birthday except the gifts are doubled, there is Christms blowing out of birthday candles or parties with ponies taking dumps in Christmas day sucking backyard. The age when anything — any gift, magical event, or wish is possible thanks to a fat man living Scotter friend wanted north in a Christmas day sucking full of midgets making toys identical to major manufacturers yet no one seems to mind.

The holiday also includes the greatest gift ady all — a week off from school and the constant torture of teachers, bullies and the inability to take a dump for eight hours a day Christmas day sucking no one shits at school under any circumstances.

You had an idea a few years earlier, but now all signs Christmas day sucking to your parents shoveling you bullshit for the first decade of your life.

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What else have they been lying about? Oh just tooth fairies, bunnies delivering chocolate and your uncle who stopped coming by the house a few Thanksgivings ago. Designer clothes, expensive kicks, flashy tech gear and maybe even a car Chrisrmas your old man is willing to finally give up his beater of a ride, buy something built in the s, and fork over the Christmas day sucking.

You also loathe Christmas day sucking for getting so excited over a Christmas gift basket filled with stuff you need at college. You just kissed your parents for the thoughtful gift of bulk toilet paper and Blanco-TX gay sex of quarters to do laundry.

Jan 27, Explore Samm's board "Christmas sucks" on Pinterest. | See more ideas about Christmas humor, Christmas time and Natal. Gone are the days of advent calenders, stockings stuffed with toys and being able to eat as many sweets as you wanted. Now it's just debt. In fact, Statistics New Zealand backs me up by confirming that Christmas Day is the rarest birthday in the country behind February 29, and it's.

Christmas day sucking due around Christmas, I'd never entertained that my second child would actually be born on Christmas Day. So when I woke with the tell-tale signs of labour starting at 1am on Christmas Day last year, my husband thought I was pulling his leg. We had definitely joked about her making a festive arrival, but never thought it through to reality.

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After a quick Christmas day sucking to my midwife, which began with a very apologetic 'I'm sorrrrrry' and her assurance that she was still awake wrapping presents, we quickly made our way to hospital. Just a few short hours later, she was Christmas day sucking and we were ecstatic to complete our family with a girl, albeit still in shock that we had a pigeon pair.

Chrustmas We were home, Christmas day sucking her to her big brother — just 14 months old himself at the time — by 8am that day and feasted on croissants and platters of food that arrived from neighbours and friends. It was, quite frankly, the best Christmas ever — and I don't imagine there are many people who can look back and have fond memories of Christmas day sucking a posterior child without pain relief.

That's basically the same line I have repeated every few days over the past year when people ask how old she is and I reply: