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It was probably over New Year's. I spent it in a karaoke den dressed up as a Power Ranger. I was the yellow ranger. The costumes were provided, which was great.

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Typing that out, it sounds trite, so maybe it is. Anyway, we are no longer together, but the kids still get off the bus at her house and I still get home about 5: I still miss dinnertime with them. I just grab drive thru on the way to my house after picking them up.

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Over the past five years I've watched the coolest guy from my highschool's life go to shit. He was a year older than me since he did a victory lap, but we had plenty of classes together and he was always just the chillest dude.

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He fought it for the first five seconds or so then went completely limp and they carried him out.

Haven't seen him since. That's so depressing. It's like you want to help him but it doesn't seem like it's your business to be involved in. Also, did he happen to go by the nickname "Rickety Cricket"?

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